Dominatrix trio ask Florida city commission for $1m grant for dungeon

Three dominatrices in head-to-toe gear asked the Fort Lauderdale City Commission for a $1 million dollar grant to build a dungeon – and, if their request is granted, offered to throw in a spanking for each commissioner. 

The iron-clad proposal was offered up during the Fort Lauderdale City Commission meeting on Tuesday night.

The three women, each dressed in a form-fitting, bodice-hugging, black leather patent outfit, stiletto-heeled boots, and a helmet to match, marched in single file up to the open mic podium.

Their apparent leader, distinguished by a long blonde braid and visible mouth, proposed an alternative to a waste management contract in front of five city council members.

The three dominatrices  (pictured) attended the Fort Lauderdale City Commission meeting on Tuesday evening. One of the women (center) addressed the counsel during the open mic to propose an alternative to a waste management contract 

‘Good evening counsel peoples you may call me ‘Mistress,’ said the speaker whose dark red lips were her only body part not concealed – as the two other doms stood silently behind her.

‘I am here standing neutral to the motion approving an agreement for the proprietary purchase of Yardways Processing and Disposal. I do, however, find it interesting that you will spend almost 1 million dollars to hide your secrets down the drain – hiding that condom I know used to cheat on your spouse with.’

‘So, I propose that you use a quarter of that mill to support doms and subs in Broward County – to build a dungeon created for us by us – the taxpayers and voting citizens.’

She said in closing, ‘do not let this glamourous look distract you from doing your duty to take my demand. I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you at the new esteemed dungeon- you are dismissed.’ 

As the women walked away from the podium and headed to their seats, the roomful of meeting participants – mostly middle-aged men and women – appeared largely unfazed by the unusual proposition.

‘Okay, thank you,’ said one of the commissioners as he cleared his throat. 

‘And, happy holidays to you,’ he said before he let out a chuckle. ‘Anyone else wish to speak?

Someone from the audience stood up and asked the city manager if there were are ‘any districts that have a dungeon?’

The manager replied, ‘Not that I know of.’

‘Good evening counsel peoples you may call me ‘Mistress,’ said one of the doms whose dark red lips appeared to be the only body part that wasn’t concealed – as her two counterparts stood silently beside her

After taking their turn at the podium the three women walked in single file back to their seats 

It is not clear what other topics were discussed at Tuesday night’s city council meeting, and if the trio’s request would be granted.

Many took to Twitter to express their thoughts about the memorable appearance, with some taxpayers showing their support for the idea. 

‘Makes a lot more sense than most of the things done in Florida,’ one person wrote.

‘At the end of the day subs and doms are taxpayers too… better them then (sic) political grifters,’ another replied.

 ‘250k for a dungeon is not a bad deal,’ said another. ‘Real Estate is getting pricey.’